I Hope We're Still Friends After I Taser You
|The name's Zenab, but feel free to call me "Z". All the cool kids do. I gravitate towards most things British or clever, though I can't promise what you'll see here will be either. Welcome to Night Vale.|
If men can talk about drinking in every awesome rock ‘n’ roll song and every awesome rap song, why can’t a woman? Just because I drink doesn’t mean I’m a drunk. Just because I have sex, and I’m not embarrassed doesn’t mean I’m a whore.
If men can do it, why can’t a woman do it? I really feel one of my main reasons for being on this earth is to level out the playing field just a little bit."
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but...